Printer humor.
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choco_late
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Hahaha, I had to read it twice to get it. I am just slow today.
Lemme try with a couple of jokes:
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A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech support number, complaining about the error message: "Can't find the printer." On the phone, the man said he even held the printer up in front of the screen, but the computer still couldn't find it.
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A woman called the Canon help desk, about a problem she was having with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows." The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that's a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working just fine."
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Anybody else got some printer humor?
Lemme try with a couple of jokes:
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A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech support number, complaining about the error message: "Can't find the printer." On the phone, the man said he even held the printer up in front of the screen, but the computer still couldn't find it.
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A woman called the Canon help desk, about a problem she was having with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows." The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that's a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working just fine."
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Anybody else got some printer humor?
choco_late
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And another one:
When my printer's type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told me, I might be better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job myself. Pleasantly surprised by his candor, I asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?" "Actually, it's my boss's idea," the employee replied sheepishly. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first."
When my printer's type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told me, I might be better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job myself. Pleasantly surprised by his candor, I asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?" "Actually, it's my boss's idea," the employee replied sheepishly. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first."
jasiiboss
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Thanks Guys! good to see that even with technology we still have not lost the lighter side of life.
And by the way the cartoon strip got cut on the right side and could not be read??????
Rgds,
Jasii
And by the way the cartoon strip got cut on the right side and could not be read??????
Rgds,
Jasii
choco_late
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Wow, there are a handful of printer jokes out there!
I got a call from a woman who said that her laser
printer was having problems: the bottom
half of her printed sheets were coming out blurry.
It seemed strange that the printer was smearing
only the bottom half.
I walked her through the basics, then went over and
printed out a test sheet. It printed fine. I
asked her to print a sheet, so she sent a job to the
printer.
As the paper started coming out, she yanked it out
and showed it to me.
I told her to wait until the paper came out on its
own.
Problem solved.
I got a call from a woman who said that her laser
printer was having problems: the bottom
half of her printed sheets were coming out blurry.
It seemed strange that the printer was smearing
only the bottom half.
I walked her through the basics, then went over and
printed out a test sheet. It printed fine. I
asked her to print a sheet, so she sent a job to the
printer.
As the paper started coming out, she yanked it out
and showed it to me.
I told her to wait until the paper came out on its
own.
Problem solved.
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This video doesn't qualify as funny as much as it qualifies for
How would you like to be a tech support and get this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5VkV2VSF8w
How would you like to be a tech support and get this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5VkV2VSF8w
notmetoo
Newbie to Printing
I guess you would call that a 'scANTer'nifty-stuff.com said:
